Oct 12 2009
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1) I was dating a scary gangster guy and he beat me up and i had to take refuge by breaking into a stranger’s house. I hid in a hallway until they found me and then they invited me to eat dinner with them and I told them my sob story. And then we were friends.
2) I was trying to get home for Thanksgiving and realized I bought a plane ticket for the wrong month. Travel freakout.
There was a third but it is forgotten. These were all in the same night. Yuck.